Chris is a three-time ALC cyclist returning to Rest Stop 4 for his 2nd year..

Though you might not know it from his last name, chest hair or habit for covering all foodstuffs in cheese, Chris is Italian. Born and raised in San Diego, CA, he comes from a long line of tuna fishermen and cheese connoisseurs - all with high cholesterol and mercury levels. For further evidence of this, please see the below biography for his father, John.

Chris doesn't think cartoons are funny.

Throughout high school and college, Chris was a competitive swimmer, a sport that developed in him an appreciation for Speedos. When he is not dressing as a Dreamgirl and mixing Gatorade on roadsides, he is a mortgage professional. No, he can't get you a deal. Chris is the proud father of twin Boston Terriers, Spike and Priscilla, who show daily appreciation for their cushy life by chewing a hole in the porch.

Chris' drink is an Absolut and Soda. Belvedere, if you're buying.

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